Troll 2

Apparently this is the worst movie in existence. Bad acting, unbelievable script, terrible story, awful music and a zero per cent on Rotten Tomatoes. Zero!

That said, this is a bad movie in a good way. It’s not a bad movie like Labour Pains (Lindsay Lohan pretends to be pregnant) or, uh, Far and Away (Tom Cruise + Nicole Kidman with accents in colonial USA, god knows why). When I think of those movies, I feel a little sick. I don’t want to go back there.
However, I wouldn’t mind going back to the town of Nilbog (yes, “goblin” spelled backwards), filled with goblin inhabitants who feed tourists green gunk before turning them into plant-human hybrids and eating them. These tourists are painfully slow to realise this, but when they do, it’s hilarious.

Troll 2 is terrible and contrived and doesn’t make much sense but it is a story told so earnestly that it’s hard not to like. Has to be seen to be believed.

Obviously