Beasts of the Southern Wild [2012]

I see that I'm a little piece in a big, big universe. And that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy, and she live with her daddy in the Bathtub.

This is a huge, captivating, fantastical film about six year old Hushpuppy, born and raised in the “Bathtub” (swampy kind of place south of New Orleans) with her alcoholic father and rag-tag, free spirited bayou family. Hushpuppy and her people cling fiercely to their home and lifestyle in the face of a hurricane, the impending melting of the ice caps and threats from the outside world. Beasts of the Southern Wild is a very emotional story, carried on the shoulders of tiny but powerful Hushpuppy. It’s a lot to take in, and I had a lot of questions afterwards… but I’m pretty sure I liked it.

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Parks and Recreation

i haven't seen this yet but this is something that happens in the show i guess

I’ve been watching Parks and Recreation every day for at least a week now. It reminds me a lot of The Office with its mockumentary style and Michael Scott-like awkward boss Leslie Knope, played by Amy Poehler. Like The Office, it is set in a small-town office in America that isn’t quite so busy that there isn’t enough time for plenty of socializing. This is much more cute and much less awkward than The Office, though (which might make it less funny overall, idk).

This show’s second season is noticeably better than its first, mostly because the writers decided to boost Leslie Knope’s IQ + EQ by about 50 points. Over time, each of the characters are being filled out, humanized and given decent plot threads, which isn’t something that I remember happening in early seasons of The Office. Funny, warm and cute.

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Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life

There's a man named Chen Lo who took something from me, and I want it back.

I guess seeing as this is based on a video game, I should compare this to Prince of Persia (the only other video-game-to-film that comes to mind). That was pretty bad, too. This at least was bad in a hilarious way. Geographic discrepancies, racism, terrible CGI, bad Chinese and plot problems abound as Lara Croft pouts, glares and fights her way to the finish. This is a decent movie for post-work, zero-brain HBO bingeing. 

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The Shawshank Redemption

One benefit of my terrible internet connection here in Shanghai is that I have been revisiting (or, in this case, visiting) all the movies that I have saved to my computer. I’ve had The Shawshank Redemption on my hard drive for years, but last week was my first time watching it.

I think I avoided this for so long because I thought it would be heavy, dated and somehow religious, but I found that this is not the case. Its characters are, despite life sentences and the drab setting of a 1950s prison, humorous, human, wise and alive. Morgan Freeman’s wise cracks and Tim Robbins’ knowing smile (above) roped me in pretty fast.

Leave cynicism and A Game of Thrones-influenced expectations of unavoidable sadness  at the door for this film. 

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Knocked Up

i'm gonna do itIn this Judd Apatow comedy, unemployed stoner Ben Stone gets up-and-coming TV presenter Allison Scott pregnant during a very very drunken hookup. She decides to keep the baby. This was the only movie I watched on the flight from JFK to Hong Kong (not normal for me), and I cried  (normal for me… no sleep + babies and emotions = tears).

I only cried a little bit though. Just a couple tears like, when the baby was coming out. Oops, spoilers.

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Argo

argo fuck yourself

Hee haw, hello movie blog.

I was really excited to see Argo. For a long time, I assumed that this was going to be based on Jason and the Argonauts, which I thought sounded pretty cool. When I learned that this was definitely not the case (it’s about the CIA’s plot to rescue six stray Americans during the Iranian hostage crisis by inventing a fake film crew and a film called Argo) I was still pretty excited.

And this was an exciting film. It’s basically a heist movie. The CIA teams up with Hollywood in an attempt to rescue these hostages before the Iranian government hunts them down and kills them. It’s a fascinating story, and I was engaged and amused throughout.

That said, I do think Argo tries to be too much. Alexandre Desplat’s soaring soundtrack towards the end makes this out to be on par with an Apollo 13-like mission. This was a big deal for the CIA, yes. However, especially towards the end it is obvious that the drama has been ramped up to 11 for Hollywood purposes. The climax centres around a phone waiting to be picked up (ring-ring… ring-ring… ring-ring…oh shit they’d better pick up the phone! oh shit go back in to your office pick up the phone or else they’ll be dead!) which was exciting at the time, but really, it didn’t have to be hyped up that much. I felt a little played with there.

Another problem I have with this is its complete lack of character development. Ben Affleck plays a CIA agent who, for most of this, wears a look of moderate concern on his bristly face. He is the main character, but all I can tell you about him is that he is a really great CIA agent. Attempts to humanize him include a few scenes of him calling his little son, which, to me, just served to stereotype him even more as average lonelyman Joe. The hostages were an anonymous huddle of scared white people. The other CIA agents were, well, men in suits.
You might say that this story should speak for itself. It doesn’t need strong personalities carrying it to the finish. Sure, but that makes for a mediocre movie. Zero Dark Thirty, on the other hand, had really powerful characters. They, too, were CIA agents in a story that focused largely on the mission at hand. However, I remember its characters. I was really touched by ZDT because I felt like I grew to understand Maya and her colleagues, and thus I could feel their successes and failures. Not so with Argo.

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Chalet Girl

Netflix served up this gem, in which British Chuck Bass and Felicity Jones fall in love at a chalet. A kind of Cinderella story, marketed as “snow-mantic”, basically a waste of time, but enjoyable nonetheless.

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The Dark Knight Rises

I do not have anything intelligent to say about this movie. I loved The Dark Knight, but I watched Batman Begins during a shift Movieland in 2009, so I wasn’t really paying attention. The same could be said for TDKR cause like, I was tired and it was long (sorry). I was disappointed by how much time The Batman spends down a well and not on the streets. I loved Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s character. I don’t think I’m much of an Anne Hathaway fan in general.

So, to summarize, lots of explosions, lots of backstory (all lost on me), an awesome motorbike… and The Batman (who, I’ve heard, is made entirely of chocolate).
(I did say I had nothing intelligent to add).

Yes

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One Day

I knew exactly what I was going to think about this movie after just watching the trailer. So go ahead and youtube that. If, however, you are lying around on a rainy day with HBO On Demand, go ahead and watch the whole thing, sure, whatever. Here are my thoughts:

1. Anne Hathway you are gorgeous but please learn how to do a British accent. Pick a dialect and stick to it. You just sound ridiculous and it is distracting.
2. See 1.

No (regrets)

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Veep

Just like Girls, this is a half-hour HBO series that debuted this year. That’s probably where the similarities end. Julia Louis-Dreyfus stars as VPOTUS Selina Meyer. Washington DC is portrayed as being probably just as bad as hell, with people stabbing backs and stepping on feet as they clack down marble hallways busily checking their Blackberries. This political satire feels a little bit like Arrested Development and a lot like the movie In The Loop (it’s by the same guy). Fast-talking, pretty hilarious, but too heavy a dose may cause a loss of faith in humanity. Man, people really suck sometimes. Man, politics.

Yep

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